Well, BLONDEQT1, I'll tell you what... if it doesn't work out with your H, I'll come out and meet you, and who knows? If we hit it off, first you can cosign the new mortgage I'll get. That's how much I love you, I trust you with my mortgage! Then we can walk hand in hand, on a starry, dreamy, moonlit night, down the halls of Lowe's and I can put those purchases on your card, lover, because I so love it when you do that. Then, in the quiet snuggle of our bed, we'll hold each other close, and whisper little intimate secrets to each other, like, you can tell me your social security number, and come the morning, you can cherish me! Ah, love! Ain't it grand? Or a few grand, say about $50,000?
