The Water Fountain Trick

[MJontheMend]

Looks like my thread is locked, so here is the water fountain trick DogLover asked about.

Sex tricks/techniques are like recipes. I do things the way I do them because of the unique combination of my personal experience, preferences, things I've read about or have been told (I actually have had female friends with whom I've discussed sex in a blow-by-blow manner. IMO this is great fun and the type of convo most likely to make you laugh so hard you almost pee. Though this was mostly when I was young. It's fun to discuss what happened sexually on a third date, but it can be seriously depressing to discuss what didn't happen sexually on your tenth anniversary. ) and of course my H's preferences also.

Pretend like you are a cross between a high paid hooker and a baseball pitcher. Look at your H then look at his cock. Spit in your palm or spit on his cock. Hold his cock at the base with your thumb applying light pressure on the ball side. Using spit as lubricant, start applying up/down, slightly circular motion to bottom half of cock. Then add freestyle mouth activity to top half of cock; lick, suck, spit again etc.. It works well if you apply a circular motion with your mouth that is the reverse of the one you are applying with your hand. Eventually, you will be able to tell that your H is about to orgasm because you will feel this sensation under your thumb which is sort of like the feeling in your stomach when an elevator moves, sort of a downward motion that preceeds the upward ejaculation. When this happens push gently down with your hand so that the skin is taut along the length of the cock and position your lips close to the head. The semen will come out like water from a fountain and you can kind of just simultaneously catch it and spit it out with your lips without actually having to taste it.

Further variations to avoid swallowing:

1) Catch the semen in your mouth and then dump it in his belly button.

2) Catch the semen in your mouth and then give it back to him with a soul kiss.

3) Finish with a "breast job".

Semen doesn't taste great but it does taste interesting, kind of like bitter fish sauce, IMO. I just consider it one of those tastes one acquires as one becomes an adult. I mean I didn't like the taste of oysters or black coffee or whiskey at some point, but now I do and because these are all unique sensual experiences of taste they carry certain unique psychological or emotional connotations also. In the right situation a shot of whiskey or a slug of bitter black coffee tastes not exactly "good" but nevertheless appropriate and satisfying. The same is true of the taste of semen once you've grown used to it.

P.S. Once you've mastered the trick of being able to tell your H is about to come by applying thumb pressure, you can try to see if you can give him a multiple orgasm. To do this you press down with just enough force to block the flow of the semen right when he's about to ejaculate. This forces the semen back down the tube. Then you let go and let him orgasm. My H doesn't particularly like this sensation but I've read that many men do.