A bloke is a person of male species, usually over the age of 21 and more than likely over the age of 35 with fairly rugged appearance but usually nice manners, except when watching football, in which case he then turns into a swearing foul mouthed beast. During such times he is accompanied by a can of beer, or more.
Common job types for a 'bloke' are builder, painter, gardener, DIY man, machanic. Ocassionally if he is the slightly more educated type of bloke, he will be an office manager and spend his life hollering at all 'his' workers and peering up the skirt of his secretary every time she walks passed him.
On the whole he has a good heart and refers to all his friends and neighbours as 'love' or 'darlin' but he seems to have an ever so inflated self-image and forgets that actually he's getting a bit podgy round the middle and that not all half-naked British stick insects will immediately want to marry him, like they did when he was 19.
Other foul habits of a bloke include: only tidying his flat when he has a woman round, leaving his underpants on the floor, smiling stupidly at every female he passes, trying to put his hand down his woman's top whilst watching football, and eating a bacon sandwich after ML whilst saying to his woman, 'it always makes me hungry'.
His ideal date is a jaunt to the fish and chip shop, a pint and a quick shag in the back of his car, but once a woman has captured his heart enough, it will take her the next 50 years to get rid of him.
