ZB,
Ah, the old magic sleep stick trick! The halfhearted HJ which quickly puts her to sleep. A few strokes, and then snoring, then 10 minutes later a half dozen or so more strokes, rinse and repeat. Got to the point where I openly referred to my penis as the magic sleep stick. I know that one all too well. We're better off now, but she still falls asleep on me. Last night we took a bath together, and she fell asleep in the tub within 2 minutes after getting in. She drinks a 12 pack of Diet Pepsi a day, and I'm sure all that caffiene is not helping with her sleep patterns (not to mention the effect of the pheno-whatevers on her health. The DP seems also to make her crave food, esp. carbs).
I've heard the same comments regarding MB. No way she's sticking her fingers "down there". Same issues when we discussed checking her cervix for NFP. She can't understand how I can bring myself to stick my tongue down there, and won't kiss me afterwards until I've used mouthwash.
Anyway, I just wanted to say that you are not the only one with a magic sleep stick in your pants!
