Why do I live in a world in which a reasonably attractive woman finds herself MBing on the floor of her bathroom since she has no other option for sexual relief?
When will Hank or suit guy come and rescue me from this misery?
I shall be gone for the rest of the day, but please feel free to discuss the above questions amongst yourselves and let me know if you come up with any good answers.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver