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Uh, Nopkins, can I take this one? Getting involved with someone else may be natural, but it's not right. Have the ovaries/balls to end your current relationship first before going there.
I've had the opportunity to go outside the marriage before and refused, because it's disrespectful to all parties, and it's just plain creepy.

You're better than that, JJ.




I really was just reporting what my sister said to me, not making plans for future behavior . Besides, having an affair just isn't my style for reasons both good and not so good. Here are a few of the not-so-good reasons:

1) I am too scatter-brained to carry on an intrigue.

2) The only men I ever slept with before I was married were under 25 and really quite fine. I might go LD if my only option is bald, paunchy and suffering from ED.

3) I would no longer be able to say "What a hypocrite!" with self-righteous glee when it's reported that a cultural conservative like Limbaugh or Falwell is messing with O.P.P..

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver