The de-turd was my favorite, as that is actually a word I might say in real life. I don't think I've ever even said the word "fart" out loud, let alone carry on about a buttosocopy. I'm a prude when it comes to potty humor, what can I say.
I am dreading the "clean out" phase tonight because that means I have to have hours of uninterrupted diarrhea, in his presence. It's bad enough to have it accidentally but all night long?? It's too much for a prude like me.
ah well, it will all be over tomorrow and I already cannot wait to eat. Today is nothing but broth and jello and I'm starving already, first thing in the morn. Nursing makes one ravenously hungry and it will take all of my energy today to not be a grouchy bear to my family.
