That's why I got my tattoo on the small of my back. I figure, surely THAT won't sag?
I agree about the fascination with other people's marital woes. I thought I didn't know anyone until I "came out of the closet" about it. Now i hear tons of stories. And I (immaturely) rank them next to mine. "Oh, mine's not THAT bad!" or "Wow - that's EASY to fix. What's their problem?" or "That's so typical" Constantly wondering if people are better or worse. Because that's such a reliable yardstick!