HD's wife wrote:
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"If you know any women, who are confident that their husbands love them, who are over 30, and who want to have sex more than they currently are having it, let me know, because I don't think they exist."
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You hand that turd back to her.

"Wife, you prove to me that the women you reference DON'T exist. You know they do. Don't play games with me. I don't find your making light of a very serious issue for us, funny in the least."

All the best,
-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.