Thanks for all the responses so far. I found that "clashing libido" site and I may send her there. I agree that sending her here is not a good idea.
HP - colonoscopy? What a PITA! You should tell that doc to shove his colonoscope where the sun don't shine. Oh...wait... Seriously, I hope all they find is that lost shoe from Malibu Barbie that you sat on about four months ago. I am hoping for the best for you. So, when do they hit you with the anal probe? I'll behind you all the way, and I promise, no more cracks.