I wrote this one hoping you might get a chuckle out of it, csw.
The Wayward Spouse -------------------
I am but the sun, and all your worlds orbit around me.
I am fire, and all consuming. Why can't you behold my brightness?
I am the center of all that I am, and even you must notice it.
I am more than the sum of me, a singular force that can't be divided by one.
In my mind.
All the best, -NOPkins-
I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect. -An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.