Pam, let's throw caution to the wind and reframe! It's kinda like remodeling but you you don't have to wait for a contractor and can use your own tools.
So, instead of "Pam is a divorced woman whose husband left her for another woman (skank) (sorry, that's an editorial aside -- I couldn't help myself)"
Let's try: "Pam is a beautiful woman, a wonderful friend, and a great dog trainer."
That's equally as true as the original statement, isn't it? Just sounds SO much better.
Any reframes buzzing around your head?
BTW, I take NatureMade Mega Multivitamins. I have no idea how many Bs I am supposed to be getting, but this formulation seems to work for me.
