Nope not blue balls. Or blue ovaries, or whatever the equivalent would be. I know the feeling you are talking about and I get that too. What a surprise!
A coupla HDW's describing the physical manifestations of their sexual frustration..the world is a sick, twisted place isn't it.

It is up in my body..the actual bits feel fine. That's why I and the doctor thought it was a cervical infection--because that's approx how far up the pain occurs.

But hey, I'm willing to give your "cure" a try.

Guineapot