Quote: Today is her birthday. I think I'll offer the opportunity for her to "get lucky." Doesn't everyone deserve great sex on their birthday?
Ok, as a LD female (striving for MD or medium drive) I can only offer this advice. Sex for her birthday is really only sex for you on her birthday! Even if it's oral sex... in her mind it's not 'for' her as much as it's something you would like.
I could be wrong about this, but this is how I'd think/feel. The saying in my family (huge LD history) is..."Getting ' lucky ' means not having to have sex..."!