Here's another list of 'irritating' bloke behaviour:
STUFF THAT MEN DO THAT I HATE:
1. Leaving his dirty clothes on the floor by the bed.
2. Eating biscuits in bed and leaving crumbs in the sheets.
3. Complaining about messy house when he hasn't been there to do any OR making a negative remark but then not off-setting it with a positive remark.
E.G, if my H makes a negative remark and I process what he has said and change it and then next visit he notices the positive change and comments on it, it makes it okay.
4. If he interprets my caring enquiries as 'nagging' and says 'For God's sake woman, shutup'.
5. If he makes a negative remark in front of my friends.
6. If he contradicts me in front of the kids or tries to boss me around with how I mother them (this one drives me insane).
7. When he doesn't return calls/emails and says 'whatever' when we are discussing something we can't agree on.
8. If he doesn't contact me to ask how my day has been or send me racy text messages for a while and when he hasn't initiated sex for longer than 1 week, I start to feel unloved, unattractive.
9. When he answers 'I expect so' to my plans, which is not a yes or a no, so I am left thinking 'what??'
10. Watching football or calling up mate on cell phone straight after sex.