Hi Wonka - you've never been on my thread before. Nice to meet you!

You don't use the word 'willy' in the states? or daft? I've used the word daft in my posts - didn't know people wouldn't get it.

Also snog is a sexual kiss using the tongue - not a platonic kiss.

Peck is a platonic kiss - i.e, peck on the cheek.

Willy also has numerous other names, i.e, winkie and winkle. Penises are also sometimes referred to as hoses.

To tinkle is to urinate - also to take a slash.

If you've got a bun in the oven or planning a cassarole, that means you're pregnant.

Bummer means something is bad. If you hear something bad, you say 'oh, bummer' or 'what a bummer'.

To strop is to have a tantrum, as is to 'have a paddy'.

Aunt Flo (AF) is to have a period.

Hissy Fit - to have a tantrum.

Pants - either someone's underwear or when describing something as rubbish, bad.

The magic bus won't go to Manchester - guy who can't get erection.

The garage doors are open but the car won't go up the drive - same as above.

Tonsil Tennis - intimate kissing.

Plonker - stupid idiot.

Jo - I'll let you know if I think of anymore