Cutesy language has its place but is another way of avoiding the real issue.
When I worked in the grouphome for deliquent boys it was street language because that is the only "wave length" or "radio frequency" the boys would understand and relate to.
BTW, I like to ML, I also like getting laid, I like sex, I like to F--- my W and I like being f---ed by my W. I would write out the whole word but do not want to offend anyone.
Would your W relate better to street, clinical or cutesy language?