Hairy, Please note that I am not saying that you have a history of telling whoppers, LOL, only that your wife perceives it that way right now.
That's all that really matters, right? She thinks it, therefore you should make an attempt to not go down that road with her, no matter what she does.
LittleBill, That was a most interesting post!!! Inviting lies. What an interesting (and true, in this case) idea. I wonder what MrsHairy will say to that one?
I think I'm too close geographically for the fallout on that. Maybe you can wait til I go on vacation or something, HD.