Quote: Every time you post...our situations become more and more Twilight Zone!! Separated at birth is the only logical explanation!?
Maybe we could save some money and our marriages by getting you, me and our wives in group thearapy.
But seriously. I'm so pissed at myself. I've been sitting on the everyman's fantasy wife for five years. and I set in the bathroom by myself....
What the hell was I thinking?!?!
And now that I know my wife is still as horney and kinky as ever, how do I get in on this?
My friends keep saying a divorce would be great. In one person's words: "you can bang strippers every night" But I'd rather f*ck my closet porn-star wife after I tuck in my beautiful daughter.
Maybe hypnosis thearapy to erase her memories from the last several years would work?
I'm hoping the ladies will help me get my foot in the door.
