GEL - thanks so much for asking! Top 4 things of H Thursday (drum roll please). 4) a guy at work literally fell out of his chair after falling asleep and the supervisor startling him by waking him up. (in my opinion, that should be #1, I am a sucker for a good fall-out-of-your chair laugh!); 3) He balanced the checkbook to the penny; 2) He just heard about the dude in Alaska who's girl friend amputated his man-part and flushed it, however they managed to scoup it out and sew it back on. He smiled that he didn't know the woman nor wasn't married to anyone in her family (okay, we are a sick bunch); and I already told you #1.