Please submit an essay on each of the following themes.
1)Why I like my women on the round side.
2)Twenty ways to treat a woman with respect.
3)Fifty sexual adventures/fantasies that involve only the use of two middle-aged bodies, common items found in the average home and an active imagination.
Please enclose plans for the garden conservatory you will build for our 20th wedding anniversary and a signed copy of the following pledge.
THE PLEDGE OF ZORBA THE GREEK
I,_______, pledge in the spirit of Zorba that there is no sin greater than to deny the desire of my woman.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
