First I will say I'm sorry to hear you frustrated again Hope its a good book
I would also like to compliment you on your memory You seem to be able to puke up a conversation verbatim If I could do that I would have too many enemies because I'd recall each ill-fated gesture/action they've made.
Here's one I wrote last Spring. You can post it in large print on the fridge and yellow highlight your favorites. If you post on BB board at H's office he won't be able to get away from it because the women WILL spread it around.
Enjoy and Good Luck
She Wants a Man
Being a man is trusting her angel Learn to avoid the insecurities you feel
Being a man is accepting her devil Nuture the horns and stroke the tail
Being a man is getting to know her Try to remember it all completely
Being a man sees only a goddess Know how to worship her beautiful blessings
Being a man is making her laugh when shes happy grieve with her when she cries
Being a man is knowing it’s the thought that counts but it’s the actions that matter
Being a man is respecting who she is be someone she will respect
Being a man is living the role BE THE MAN WHEN SHE WANTS A MAN