Well, it's my 40th birthday. Several monthes ago I vowed that I would have sex on my 40th birthday. I have been considering how I can keep this vow given that I can't count on my LDH to initiate sex and I don't think I want to have sex with him even if he does due to his recent disrespectful comments regarding my appearance and lack of sexiness. Since I am also loathe to go to the biker bar as an alternative sex source, I have decided that the best way that I can honor my vow to myself to be sexual on my 40th birthday is by writing a fantastic work of erotica. When it is complete, I will post it on an appropriate site and give you guys the link.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver