JJ wrote
{{1) Stop wearing my hair back.
2) Lose another 20 lbs.
3) Learn to apply my makeup better.}}

{{{{{JJ}}}}}

All I can say is
1. double BS
2. BS
3. Tripple BS

JJ, you have all the HD people here who would just to love to have a spouse (gender appropriate) like you. Your H is the dic*head.