Isn't it just like an LD to take something like what you said, HP, and just turn it around?
I agree with HP, Dave. Your W's initiation methods really suck. Especially the, "I don't want you to get all weird on me, better let you poke me" one. Yuck.
As for not attracting women in the bar, Dave, you might as well face it: You're just getting too old for that.
