Casting no aspersions on anyone (honestly), but these one-liners from the gentlemen is why I didn't want to respond in great detail on an open forum. I don't mind saying "wow, it hurt" and so on, but sharing my deepest feelings isn't something that, as I mentioned before, I'm ready to have as fodder for discussion at large.
If this offends any of the gentlemen who have posted above I apologize, that wasn't my intent.