Hey, fella. Well, we are both in the midst of some rather fine shitolla, aren't we?
K. When she brings up how there will be 'no one who loves the kids and tolerates your ex-wife like I do,' you look her in the eye and say, "our kids and my ex-wife are not the issue. We can talk about that later if you wish. Let us get back to the issue at hand, which is "I can not continue in this relationship in its current state with a complete absence of sex. I need to know specifically what you intend to do WITH ME, and WHEN you intend to do it, to correct this situation." (If you dump it all in her lap she'll just get pissed and you'll get nowhere.)
In your letter, or however you communicate, impress upon her in no uncertain terms, that your M is at crisis point. Tell her this is not a threat, this is a very real situation and you are trying your best to impress upon the seriousness of the situation. THIS IS NOT A TEST, BUT A MESSAGE FROM THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM. YOU ARE BEING INSTRUCTED WHERE TO TUNE FOR FURTHER INFORMATION. REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A TEST.
Corri, who is utterly shocked that I can be reomtely humorous today.
