Merry Christmas Barney,

I don't need the horny dust because Xmas falls on a scheduled sex day this year. Besides I already gave my H the Horny Goat Weed/Maca mix.

I am planning ahead for my 40th bday since it falls on a Sunday in January which isn't a scheduled sex day. I've already told my H that even if I seem to be in a black funk of depression due to the arrival of middle age, I expect him to try and cheer me up through sexual means. Otherwise, biker bar here I come!

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver