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I just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone as I won't be around Mayberry for a while. I hope all your Christmas wishes come true! (Read: hoping Santa sprinkles permanent Horny dust on every couple here!)

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Ditto that! We'll be gone til New Year's Eve. I might read from my stepson's house, but I won't post from his computer!

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Merry Christmas to you, Barney. I second your wish for good sex for all the couples here... and as for me, I'll work on that next year.

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Thank you!

What a beautiful thought! LDH is sitting reading his mail currently, and going to therapy for his ingury 3x/wk. He's doing what he can willingly and well in the errand stuff.

I'm saddened that the basement didn't choose to belch up the missing box of Christmas stuffs that have been gone at least 2 seasons; and, in fact, ate another item-- Lookout Hudson and Landry "my music box!"

The weather has made the chores harder but I'm trying. A wonderful fire, hot chocolate or a toddy, some soft carols and intamacy would be so nice.

Best of health to all and *****pixie dust***** for all LD's (I can't afford to have anymyself...heheh


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Merry Christmas Barney,

I don't need the horny dust because Xmas falls on a scheduled sex day this year. Besides I already gave my H the Horny Goat Weed/Maca mix.

I am planning ahead for my 40th bday since it falls on a Sunday in January which isn't a scheduled sex day. I've already told my H that even if I seem to be in a black funk of depression due to the arrival of middle age, I expect him to try and cheer me up through sexual means. Otherwise, biker bar here I come!


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Merry Christmas Barney,

I am not holding out much hope for Christmas Nookie - we are firmly in gridlock at the moment. However, hope springs eternal and I did get a H a mini Sensual Massage book for his stocking. Maybe I should head for that biker bar with JJ instead.

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Hey you two, save me a stool!

H couldn't give a meaningful massage, always felt like "wax on, wax off" pollishing a table, not kneeding deep into the muscles in an sensual mannor. Maybe the C is right and I should really say "hit the road Jack".

PS careful ladies, in his younger days H was a biker...so much for adventure and free spirits..


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Liese,

Damn - if I can't expect a good f*ck from a biker...then what? Guess I will have to be on the lookout for a pool boy.

Karen, who would just rather have some regular married nookie

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"whatevah@"

yea, and with my luck the pool guy would be gay!

thanks for the laugh and Merry Christmas!

*sings* all I want for Christmas is my [fill in the blank!]


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LOL.

The biker bar is just my short-term emergency option. I fully intend to join my local robot builders club in search of horny nerds if necessary. I was a math major and I will wear a Princess Leia metal bikini.


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
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