As you all know, my H has recently claimed that despite recent improvements I am still not quite attractive/sexy enough to warrant twice weekly sex. Therefore, I am compelled to take an objective look at the reality of the situation.
Hair- Thick, blondish, very little gray (none after my quarterly visit to the beautician), wavy, medium length-layered style sort of half way between Farrah and Marg Helgenberger.
Face- Nice green eyes, unfortunately large nose, nice full lips. Very little wrinkling (I am hopeful in this regard because my mother is amazingly wrinkle free at 64). Some age related sagging but this is a mixed blessing in my case because I have better cheekbones then when I was young but a worse jaw line. A bit of hormonal acne but much better than in my youth.
Body in General- Quite close to 40-30-40 on the right day of the month if I haven't eaten any salt in 24 hours and I worked out the day before and I suck it in a bit. If I wasn't the horrible pasty white of a Michigander in January, I would be seen on the beach in a bikini, but probably only if I wore one of those stretchy white tank tops too due to my inability to get my stomach really flat and tight.
Breasts- Somewhere between D and DD. Would absolutely fail the pencil test or even the multiple pencil test, but the nipples still face forward from an altitude of approximately half-way between my shoulders and my elbows. I would be seen on a topless beach if I had approximately 2 margaritas and could figure out how to go topless and yet still hide my not entirely flat stomach.
Legs- On the short side, but pretty muscular and only light areas of purple vein showing (my nurse friend calls these nearacose veins). They look much better if I wear high heels because then they are in proportion to my long waist, but when I wear high heels I am 6 ft. tall so it's a trade-off.
Bootie- I am so grateful to the hip-hop artists and their videos because now I can finally be proud of the butt that nature gave me. Though I would have to say this might be my most improved area as the result of my weight training regime in terms of muscle taking the place of fat. I am a MONSTER on the squat machine and it shows. If I end up leaving my H, I may have to develop a taste for younger men because my body type is more to the taste of the hip-hop generation than the no-butt disco style the boomer men were trained to favor.
Feet- I have no interest in attracting foot fetishists so who cares.
I feel much better now. If I were a man I would be happy to f*ck me.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
