HD said:
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She just called me up and wanted to know if I was interested in "doing WW" with her. Translation: if you cook me foods that add up to too many points, it's your fault if I don't lose weight.
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ANNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK. Wrong answer.

Correct response: "Honey, I would love to do WW with you. Thanks for including me!"

-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.