Gremlin, Between you and Lou, you fellas are keeping me in stitches this morning! That is too funny.
Last year, H made me dinner..he is not a cook either. So his menu was: 3 kinds of fondue dips with bread cubes, pieces of shrimp, and cut up vegetables for the dippers; baked potatoes, lobster, steaks, salad, and homemade chocolate mousse for dessert.
I mean, I WAS pregnant so I put a pretty good dent in the feast but man it was overkill. I have never seen a man so flustered and frazzled in my life. He had somethin going on every single burner and the bbq and oven, as well. I thought he was going to lay his head on the table and cry by the time the meal was served. LOL