Gremlin: You should have told her you were out seeing a doctor for a herpes test. She sounds like a b!tch on wheels. If my wife found a porn dvd, she'd probably berate me for supporting the objectification of women. But that's my own little situation. So, how do you react when she makes these comments? Guilty? Eye rolls? Or do you ask her if she wants to discuss the issue like an adult?
I don't have a lot of patience with people like your wife.