How about, I saw this email address in the ladies' room wall and it said for a good time on the Internet, contact this guy! I could call him by his real name and freak him out that women are writing his real name on the bathroom walls in Florida.
Just out of triple meanness I could send him a photo of the woman my hubby tried to hook up with last spring. 2 for the price of one!!!
Yes, I am feeling rather evil today. I'm working on another email for ya!
