Quote: If I were you, I would have gotten the spring water for him, taken off my clothes, stood in front of him while I poured it over my body and said, "here's your spring water, birthday boy. You better come and lick it off while it's still dripping wet."
I appreciate your creative efforts on my behalf but I didn't want to damage my image of myself as someone who is nice to people on their birthdays so overly-assertive sexual acts were not on the agenda. Besides, you are forgetting that I live in a drafty old house in Michigan. Wet t-shirt season was over about 3 mos.ago around here.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
