Quote: I'm afraid the phrase "Felix Unger dickhead" was used.
Thanks for the morning chuckle, JJ, although it was at your H's expense. I hope the schedule idea works for you. It is a goal of mine to get my wife to agree to one.
By the way, if my W started fondling herself while sitting next to me, it would get my undivided attention, Koppel be damned. (just reading that got my, ahem, attention).