Oh man, I am pulling a Santa Claus here and laughing so hard my belly is shaking like a bowl full of jelly. (hey what can I say, I'm working on pulling the stretched out abdomen back to its original spot)
That was soooooo funny. My favorite part was the techno-geek description. I didn't even know there WERE muscle bound techno geeks, let alone those that are into danger and porn.