FYI - I too was referring to the psychological "top" and then it occurred to me that H prefers me to be the physical "top" nearly exclusively. And then I said hhmmmm.
Karen
Hairy, the only jewelry worth mentioning to me would be a diamond "key" that would turn H on!
Quote: Last night, I had to beg off our schedule. Yep, me, Mr. Sex. The REASON is that I have a hard time concentrating on sex during severe weather. While some may find that inEXCUSABLE, it was my REASON for being unable to perform.
LOL. Interestingly, severe weather is one of my turn-ons. I suppose you and I would be hopelessly sexually incompatible if we lived in Florida. I suggest that you rent "Breathless" and "The Year of Living Dangerously". Both of these movies feature erotic severe weather scenes (think about the wild wind blowing damp, see-through clothing against the body as it whips your hair around like you were already engaged in a "wall-socket" encounter).
WARNING. There is the very real risk that these movies will do nothing for your storm phobia but have the intended effect upon MRS.Nop due to the fact that they star Richard Gere and Mel Gibson at the absolute peak of their appeal.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
Ok I will admit it I have actually bought those gifts to get some and guess what. It never works. The W is like thanks that was so nice of you blah blah blah. Gives me a peck and then goes on her daily business. But I tell you I would love to beable to buy my W stuff from Victoria Secrets and have her model it and then do the funky chicken but dang-it that just doesn't work either.
Wonder what would happen if you bought the jewelry and then offered to fasten it on with a "You are such a good W, you really deserve this and it looks just lovely on you." Would work with me. Oh yeah - lots of things would work with me including the VS undies. Worth a try though.
Jenny said: ------------- WARNING. There is the very real risk that these movies will do nothing for your storm phobia but have the intended effect upon MRS.Nop due to the fact that they star Richard Gere and Mel Gibson at the absolute peak of their appeal. -------------
I like it when MrsNOP is turned on :-)
In all seriousness, I don't think it is a phobia, as much as it is an appreciation for the power of nature. I have been in several tornados and seen many more. As a pilot, I have had the dreaded direct encounter with 3 thunderstorms.
Until you have been in an aircraft as pilot, with little to no control over the aircraft regardless of control input, all this while on instruments and rolling 360 degrees (yes that includes upside down), you have not really enjoyed the power of a storm.
Until you have seen an approaching tornado, run for cover at the last second, only to stick your head out 20 seconds later and find one end of your house gone, you have not experienced a good storm :-)
I don't think I have a storm phobia, maybe it is just that I am scared that God really will want me dead by storm one day instead of all the "shots across the bow" :-)
So, you are wrong about the thrills and me, Jenny, if you like to live dangerously, then I would be your man :-)
-NOPkins-
I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect. -An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.
Until you have been asleep in a tent, while lightning strikes a tree stump less than 10 feet from your tent, you are trying to get your eyes focused from having been blinded through your eyelids from the lightning, only to realize that the fire you see is not only the stump beside your tent, but your tent as well, then you have not appreciated the power of a storm :-)
Sorry for the off topic stuff Jenny.
-NOPkins-
I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect. -An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.
I'm such a ninny I'd have to swear off sex during storms, in tents, while a fire is lit and all movies hereafter featuring R. Gere or M. Gibson. I do not like being scared!!
Nop, I don't know what your hobbies are but you should seriously consider taking up something more sane.
HP said: ------------- Nop, I don't know what your hobbies are but you should seriously consider taking up something more sane. -------------
Hey, maybe it could be the subject of a good "sex related short feature" (porn film).
Musclebound Techno-Geek Does Danger
I might actually get to be the 'star' this time...
:-)
-NOPkins-
I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect. -An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.
Oh man, I am pulling a Santa Claus here and laughing so hard my belly is shaking like a bowl full of jelly. (hey what can I say, I'm working on pulling the stretched out abdomen back to its original spot)
That was soooooo funny. My favorite part was the techno-geek description. I didn't even know there WERE muscle bound techno geeks, let alone those that are into danger and porn.
I do like being a little scared during sex. That is why I like being swung off the edge of the bed. I also like the idea of the "Serbian mock rape" technique I read about in "The Joy of Sex"(basically the man grabs you by the ankles, throws you on your back and goes at it without further ado). The combination of adrenalin from the fall and arousal from such aggressive male desire seems excellent when I think about it. Of course, in real life this move would probably have a high potential for being botched in some sort of painful way.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
