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Last night, I had to beg off our schedule. Yep, me, Mr. Sex. The REASON is that I have a hard time concentrating on sex during severe weather. While some may find that inEXCUSABLE, it was my REASON for being unable to perform.






LOL. Interestingly, severe weather is one of my turn-ons. I suppose you and I would be hopelessly sexually incompatible if we lived in Florida. I suggest that you rent "Breathless" and "The Year of Living Dangerously". Both of these movies feature erotic severe weather scenes (think about the wild wind blowing damp, see-through clothing against the body as it whips your hair around like you were already engaged in a "wall-socket" encounter).

WARNING. There is the very real risk that these movies will do nothing for your storm phobia but have the intended effect upon MRS.Nop due to the fact that they star Richard Gere and Mel Gibson at the absolute peak of their appeal.


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