I hate those ads, too. I have never been given a gift in the hopes of trying to butter me up. I just recently had this convo with my H whereby I was whining that SIL gets all these lavish gifts in an attempt to win her over. It never works but she has amassed some nice things!
Then I was reminded of this trip we took long ago. We stayed in a really nice b&b with a hot tub. There was extended foreplay in the tub, loads of heavy petting, etc. While we were doing that, I drank a bottle of wine. Then I was too trashed to go through with the main event. Then for some reason (hangover?) I didn't want to do it the next morning either. My H was so ticked about this that he wrote the story in the little journals they leave lying around! The whole sordid story, yesiree bob. I couldn't believe he did that. I have often wanted to go back and stay at that same place and make things right and then update that crappy entry, but realistically they've probably gone through 10 journals since then.
