Quote: I would say that I have a 100 percent desire to just be in the same room during sex. Top, bottom, side, behind, on my head, hey, I'm not picky.
LOL. I think you've just forgotten your specific sexual fantasies because you are so undersexed. I would expect that most HDM in SSMs would have enough "top" energy bottled up to last quite a while. A friend of mine once seduced a famous author who she had been fantasizing about for some time. I knew this was her plan and I asked her how it went the next morning. She said "I f*cked his brains out.". To what extent does the average man want to f*ck an attractive woman's brains out vs. having their brains f*cked out by an attractive woman? Probably most men don't know their preference because they rarely encounter attractive women who want to f*ck their brains out. Even a woman as HD as me doesn't reach that level of "top" desire all that often.
Quote: they are suggesting that you can get your mojo on just by buying your wife some jewelry.
I hate these kinds of ads.
I hate them too. Probably even more than you because the implication is that my H should want to have sex with me so much that he would be willing to buy me jewelery in the hopes of getting some. It makes me feel like I'm living in some sort of bizarro world of sexual economics.
BTW, jewelery wouldn't make me horny unless it had some sort of sexual connotation like an ankle bracelet or if I knew that my H wanted a pearl job and he gave me pearls. A gift of lingerie would probably make me horny unless it was the wrong size and then it would possibly have the opposite effect.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
