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why it sucks donkey dongs to be the HDH's



Here's one reason why:

I just bought my W a piece of lingerie she requested for Christmas/Hanukkah. Well, not exactly a piece of lingerie. You do sleep in it. They don't sell it at Victoria's Secret, though. It was a flannel night gown. I got it from L.L.Bean.

It sucks donkey dicks that I just bought my wife the most unsexiest thing she could possibly wear, and she will, no doubt, be happy with her present.

She hasn't asked me what I want. I think she goes out of her way to try to guess what items I want, in order to avoid asking me that question. Truth be told, y'all know I could do without anything "material" for presents. Last year she got me a great present: a bicycle. I really like it. There is nothing I want from her this year, except for her to be my loving wife.

Hairdog