Hi everyone. My name is Hairdog and I want to be treated like a piece of meat by my wife. I want her to check my sides, my hams, my chops, my ribs. I want her to make sure my teeth are good. I want her to look into my eyes, see if my feathers are ready to be pluckes by pulling on them gently. I want her to check the resiliency of my hide by dragging her fingernails across it. I want her to prod me, especially around my butt roasts. I want her to knead me, check for tenderness, and make sure that the right parts are firm and ready.
And after all that, I want her to ride me hard, swallow me up, and not stop until I'm as limp as a pork tenderloin.
Yes, I want to be her prime choice.
Sorry to see you back here, JJ, but glad to see you here for selfish reasons.
