Me: Okay, then, while you're in the shower in the morning, I'll join you, get down on my knees and s*ck your p*ssy till your head caves in.
Dear Hairdog, not that I'd ever want to dampen your enthusiasm, or be seen as critical of your technique... but in my experience I'd rather a man stop before my head actually caves in. Don't stop TOO soon, but really, those caved in heads tend to make you feel bad about your appearance for days.
