Wow, the "Daves" in action on the same thread again. Seems like old times. Where's Tim?
Anywhoooo, I can't wait to try this on Ms. H-dog.
Scene: driving north to our mini-vacation (with DD3 asleep in backseat).
Me: You know, after we get DD3 asleep tonight, I'd like to throw you down on the bed, rip your clothes off, and f*ck you hard.
Ms.Dog: Uh, I don't know where that came from, but we both know that isn't going to happen.
Me: Okay, then, I'll come up from behind while you're in the kitchen, reach around, grab your boobs, and do you doggy-style.
Ms.Dog: You're just disgusting.
Me: Okay, then, while you're in the shower in the morning, I'll join you, get down on my knees and s*ck your p*ssy till your head caves in.
Ms.Dog: Oh, Yeah, (/ sarcasm) I'd really love that. And you ended your last sentence with a preposition. Now stop being a troglodyte, shut up, and drive.
end of scene.
Sorry...just having some fun this morning. I suppose I could try this, but I tend to think the results would be much worse than my little one-act play. Of course, what's she going to do, cut me off?
