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This post is going to make me look like a "suck-up" to the HDW. Let's get this out of the way up front. I AM a suck-up to HDW. There...that feels better.






Thank You, Mike. It's nice to know that we HDW have a few fans out there. However, please remember that after you had wild animal sex with one of us about 40 times, you would find yourself bored and LD and no longer so enamored of our charms.

I think the only real way out of this dilemma is to move outside the box. Perhaps HP and I should become lesbian lovers and in exchange for "just watching" you could do household chores and tell us how desirable we are on a regular basis. I'm afraid you wouldn't actually be able to participate in the action because this would lead back to the problem of you becoming LD after about 40 repetitions.



"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver