Honeypot?

[MJontheMend]

WTF? Since when did King Amoeba leave the building?

I didn't say the amoeba was gone just that it had "ceased to reign" since beings started replicating via sexual intercourse.

JJ -- tell me you didn't write that from scratch.

Yup.

Hairdog, who always murmurs, "beautiful" when he unzips his pants.

I had a difficult time importing my HDW brain into NOPkin's body. Perhaps I should have had MrsNOP murmur "Amazing" or "Fantastic" instead, but it just doesn't have the same vibe.