Hairy,
Somber or no, your imaginary convos with W crack me up.

Could I get my husband to listen to that? Heck no. It stinks of manipulation, for starters. Hell I wouldn't listen to it, for that matter.

However, if the title of the book was "Wild Stallions for Christ--How to Ride Your Way into Heaven" I'd be on his Sweetie List for sure!