Inferential leaps this morning:
1. Thinking about the last time I got her something from Victoria's Secret, and her telling me that VS products are for "younger and thinner women." which led to . . .
2. Thinking about getting her something from Lane Bryant (guys, that's for "plus-sized" women), which led to . . .
3. Thinking about what to get her, which led to . . .
4. The obvious, given today's discussion:

A mu-mu.

Hairdog - who's so glad he has a government job that allows him to leap about inferentially.