Rockford? I understand that there is a nice oriental garden in Rockford, and if I'm not mistaken a butterfly museum, in case you get sick of the inlaws.
I've lost some of the desperation that accompanied some of my previous posts. No, we haven't M'd L again, but I know it's just a matter of time. She led me to the trough of early morning feeding and she must know I'll be coming there again.
I do have a small bit of advice for you, HD. Your W says a lot of things, some of which are hurtful to you . On the other hand, she is still a woman, and, despite her proclamations, she is probably still prone to communicate with signs and signals rather than merely with words. The day she is pre-horny for you, she won't even know it, but she may let you know subtly, and that will be the time to pounce. Her calling you over to witness the naughty website might have been Mrs HD for "Take me I'm yours!" Or not.
On the menu at Popeyes is something called a "breast upcharge." It costs about a dollar. I've always wanted to order one. No chicken, just a breast upcharge.
. On the other hand, she is still a woman, and, despite her proclamations, she is probably still prone to communicate with signs and signals rather than merely with words. The day she is pre-horny for you, she won't even know it, but she may let you know subtly, and that will be the time to pounce. Her calling you over to witness the naughty website might have been Mrs HD for "Take me I'm yours!" Or not. 
